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DISTINGUISHED ELDERLY MALE SEEKS LIFELONG COMPANION FOR BRISK WALKS AND SHARING OF DINNERS AND THE SOFA.
SOMEONE WHO IS HOME MOST OF THE TIME AS I WONT BE LEFT ALONE
PREFERABLY LITTLE TO NO STEPS IN THE HOUSE AND GARDEN
NO SMALL PEOPLE AND NO CATS
Hello everyone my name is Gunter and I’m a 12 year old Hungarian Wire haired Vizla. I’ve had a very distinguished career in the shooting field and was my previous owners right hand paw. They really were lost without me but like all thing’s times change and I have found myself needing a new retirement home after my owner has been called away for their next adventure in heaven. Now don’t write me off yet there is plenty of life in this old dog and I still know my training from my early days and can be very stealthy when I need to be.
As you can see, I’m a very distinguished gentleman seeking the company of a retired but still active family who understands that we all have good and bad days but the good days outnumber the bad. I’ve become a little deaf in my old age probably from all those game shoots I was on as a pup-ster but I understand hand signals and as long as I’m looking at you, I will do as you ask. If I’m looking the other way making sure that our surroundings are safe (I take my human’s safety very personally) then you will need to make a loud noise to get my attention.
I need my retirement home to be all on one level with very few steps anywhere inside or out of the house. You see all that running around as a youngster can take its toll and sometimes, I just don’t know where my long legs are. I need a nice garden where I can top up my tan and keep an eye out for those pesky cats. I don’t like cats, I’m sure there are other dogs that do and we all live in a multi animal world now but I’m a dog’s dog and hence I don’t like cats. Inside the residence I like to share the sofa or a nice BIG comfy bed on the floor. Somewhere that I can be close to my human but still have room and dream of the adventures to come. Now I’m not sure if I have mentioned this yet but I am a bit of a ladies’ man and will gravitate towards the ladies at every opportunity. In fact, don’t tell anyone but I like the ladies so much I can often be seen rifling around in the underwear draw looking for a sock or two that takes my fancy. I have a bit of a sock fetish and can take them off and squirrel them away or if I get really carried away with a really nice sock, I will eat them. Now this has landed me in hot water a few times so I’ve been told to say that my new family will need to be super clean and keep everything out of my reach.
Whilst we are being honest and I have to tell you my bad as well as good points I’m a bit of a scavenger and if I can reach it and believe me, I can reach most things I will either play with it or eat it. Now this means food, clothing, groceries basically anything I can get in my mouth on. So, no leaving me unattended with anything that may harm me. I just can’t help myself it’s an addiction see.
One more thing to mention as I know I need to be honest to find my new home. I am toilet trained and am mostly very good but my reaction times to needing to go and being able to get myself outside isn’t always on point. This is a very embarrassing subject for me as I pride myself on always looking and behaving my best but I have to be honest. Sometimes I just have to poop and I can’t help it. I am very sorry for this.
I still like to have a walk around the park or the neighbourhood where there may be a chance that we will see a nice lady or two or three. Someone that will stop and admire me and ruffle my hair the way nice people do. I like to see other pupsters with their humans when we are out and about and I don’t mind a quick chin wag with them as long as they are well behaved. I like to part my words of wisdom. I don’t even mind if the pupsters come to visit me at home as I am very well behaved unless they try and take my treats off me then I will have to tell them off. Its only fair they learn manners too.
So to recap I need to live somewhere where someone is home all the time as I wont tolerate being left. I need access to a garden with no or very few steps anywhere inside or outside of the residence. No cats and no little people as I can accidentally knock them over or scare them with my big handsomness. A very tidy household and someone who will keep a close eye on me due to my previously mentioned addictions. Someone that understands that if I have an accident in the house this is not because I am nawty but because I can’t help it and that I get very embarrassed and need a hug as you wash my bottom clean. We don’t know how long I have left before I may get called away to join my previous owners on their adventure in heaven but any time I have left I will spend loving and adoring you and I need the same from you. I look forward to meeting you soon my new forever family. Take care be safe. Love Gunter.
Microchipped, Vaccinated and up to date flea and wormer
Fostered in South Wales
Gunter comes with 5 weeks free Agria pet insurance.